"No one cares how much you know, until they know how much you care" - Theodore Roosevelt

"Friends are God’s way of apologizing for your family." - Wayne Dyer

Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims “Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?” Daddy, relieved that Johnny’s not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out “Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!”

Little Johnny is sitting, being his cool self in the local park. Along comes Suzy chomping on her piece of gum. “Hey Johnny, wanna play doctor?” Johnny lets out a puff of smoke, “Nah, that’s too old fashioned.” Johnny takes another drag, “Spit out your gum, I wanna play President.”

Inspiring Quotes

Pablo Picasso, 1881-1973 Everything you can imagine is real.